May 2013
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
Oh my, I haven’t used tumblr on my PC for ages, I totally forgot that my Follow button is still floating somewhere on my page. I’ll never fix it :’D
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Rock stars 'n' spiders from mars: maachahime:... →
maachahime:
theehobbitch:
Maya and Aiji cosplay is horrible please stop! You look weird not cute. You will never be cute.
Already wrote an ask, but:
How about keeping such cute comments to yourself next time? :3 Because that’s rude and everyone is free to do what they want, in…
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
“One must always be careful of books, and what is inside them, for words have the...”
– The Infernal Devices (via thegorgeouschronicles)
sodamnrelatable:
How normal people wake up:
How I wake up:
Trying to find something you ‘liked’ weeks ago
If one of your biggest dreams is go to Japan,...
mychemicalovaries:
I still can’t understand how people can’t like books…
I mean… books
SEND ME A FACE
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog
(¬_¬) - You should go away
(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)
(° o °) - you shock me
(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you
(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you
（°Д°） - You scare me
( T_T ) - You annoy me
(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…
(・・;) - How did I end up here?
(UnU) - you never talk to me
(>∇<) - we should rp!
(≧∇≦) - WE NEED RP SMUT ME YOU NAO
(^///^)...
